how to OWN in csgo hvh even if u are bad by kgha / hvhdemon1337
do you suck ASS at csgo hvh????(LOL u do becuz u use windows 10 rofl D:) do u wish the hvhgods would stop #OWNEN u in csgo hvh? u have come 2 the right place. Today i'm going to teach you how to OWN niggas in hvh even if u suck penis at hvh.
the secret to owning in HvH is being the hardest chatfag in the game. even if u are killine every1 in the game, not having your spammer Module on makes u a fucking noobe!~!!! real hvh god niggas use spammer to announce when they switch to the knife.. turn on yuor spammer module, and configure it to shit like
"u just got OWNDE n00be lol TROLED", "FAGOT DOWN", "code red hax failed", "ur actual dogshit LOL", etc. also, u have to be at least a little decent at HVH to #OWN. if ur Kd ratio is in the negatives and all the chat says is
"I wasnt even tryan rofl", "spilled my drink", "let my gramma play cuz u all suck ASS" from yuor spammer, there is something clearly wrong with u and the Admen will ban you for using Interium (LOL!). What i need you to do is switch to a rich bling nigga$$$$ client (liek millionware.vip), and use their spammer. this will make u instantly have 5 times the chance of ownen cuz aint no one taking your ass seriously afta seeing [sponsored by interium] in the chat. also, any client is 100x better than Interium so it will also make it easier 4 u to play.after buying Millionware, i urge all former Interium users to learn how 2 shoot. this will definately up your game and you will finally be able to damage someone!! After learning how to use your mouse, it's finally time to hop into a game of HvH. Turn on your spammer and start Bunny-Hopping thru the map. This will make your character seem much larger and it will intimidate everyone around you. Now, after your 30 seconds of training to learn how to move your mouse, I need all the new Millionware users to click the button on the left of your mouse. As you have trained to know, this will cause the weapon in your hand to shoot a bullet. I need you to aim your gun at someone and click this button in order to kill them. It may hard for interium users, but trust me it workz!
NOW, here comes the moment of OWNING the game. After you kill someone, your spammer should see this and write something like
"U JUST GOT #OWNDE LOL N00BE". After this, you are officially OWNDEING the server. You may now tell everyone in the server, "call me master cuz i am OWNEN all of u ROFL SAUCE". Former interium users, please do not expect to not die. AFter all u used interium so ur obviously gunna die a LOT... when you die, your spammer should automatically come up with a funny excuse that will get on the nerves of all them niggas who don't use Millionware. Killing someone is a new experience for you, please enjoy the initial OWNING phase of using Millionware for the first time.!!!!in conclusion, from kgha the HVH DEMON.
8/2/23
PS for more documentation on the terrible client known as 'INTERIUM.OOO', see http://bigrat.monster/